Friday, April 9, 2010

Paul's To-Do List

1. Go blind.
2. Regain sight.
3. Go on a world tour teaching Christ and Him crucified while planting churches and making tents to keep the ministry going.
4. Make sure the teaching is exclusive enough to get flogged, stoned, and imprisoned. (Shake it off. It's only flesh and bone.)
5. Send out a bunch of letters to the churches to clarify the foundations of the Church.
6. Escape from the crazy Jews in order to gain an audience with an even crazier emperor.
7. Become a martyr...

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