Thursday, October 15, 2009

Christian "Single and Looking" Internet Scorecard

1. Hopeful e-mail address such as:
JasonandToBeNamedAtALaterDate@yahoo.com = +2 points

2a. Facebook profile picture is of you sitting alone and reading the Bible on a park bench built for two with a sunset and the beach in the background. = +2 points (why do I feel like Rick Warren has a copyright on this type of picture?)

2b. Facebook profile picture is of the engagement ring selection at the local jewelry store = +3 points

2c. Caption under previously mentioned Facebook profile picture says, "Pick one." = +5 points

3a. In the "favorite books" section of your profile you list something by Jane Austen. = +10 points

3b. You also list "Focus On the Family" books to let women know you're prepared for the long haul. = +5 points

3c. You also list books on cooking and home repair to boost your market value. = +5 points

4a. In your blog or Facebook list of "favorite links" you have a bridal boutique on the list. = +5 points

4b. If links to Kay Arthur's or Elisabeth Elliot's post make the list... = +3 points

4c. A recurring Twitter post you have is, "still praying for 'something good' to come my way." + 1 point.

5a. Under "favorite activities" you say, "Cooking dinner for my pastor and his wife on Saturday evenings and then listening to them talk about what makes their marriage work late into the evening." = +10 points

5b. You also mention Broadway musicals or opera. = +3 points

5c. You also mention that you like to take long drives through wine valley vineyards on Sunday. = +6 points

6a. You open e-mails to single women with, "To my most beloved sister in Christ," = +2 points

6b. You close your e-mails to single women with, "Remember to pray for the orphan child in Africa that I'm sponsoring," = +4 points

6c. You attach html graphics to your e-mail from the World Wildlife Foundation that shows panda bears or baby tigers cuddling. = +6 points

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